Riddles

WHO AM I? 1 When I was a child, my lifestyle was very different from what it is now. Not only did I live in Totooine with my mother and an android made by myself, I was also one of Watt’s slaves because in my planet slavery was legal. However, never did I lose the hope of being free and only once or twice did I doubt about leaving Tatooine because I knew that I would need some help to achieve it. In fact, not until I met Qui-Gon Jinn and won the Podracers race, could I get out and … Continúa leyendo Riddles

Joke 2

Bob, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, -“Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replies, -“Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” They are knocked over, but continue to ask: -“So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ -“I lied about my age”, Bob replies. … Continúa leyendo Joke 2

A doctor is addressing a large audience in Tampa …

A Doctor is addressing a large audience in Tampa : -“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us, sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the … Continúa leyendo A doctor is addressing a large audience in Tampa …